Kichenpi nuomlou - LD June 2011

Kum som sang’a tamjo kilungsietna hinkhuo hin manding kiti vang, mi zouse’a ding hihihbeh inte. Sanakhang lhalel val behseh’a dangka khang gei mang kiguoho tilou ngal, koima zouse’n kum sodtah tah kilungsiet ding gelthei hihbeh inte. Kilungsietna hinkhuo’a akhoh mama jieng khat chu kikhen thei anahi khel khel hi hiding in tahsan aum’e. Aki ngai vanglah hochu kikhenkit talou hiel in ana kilungsiet zing lhon leh phapen maiding vang hija. Hinla hiche zong chu ana hithei dieh jipuon, akhoh lheh’e. Chule kilungsietna hinkhuo’a akhoh mama jieng kit khat chu kinemtah’a iki lungsietpi pa’n jiding’a eina deilhen khahlou ding chu.... iti nagel dem laijonnu?
Nungah khat ihitoh kilhon’a guollhang eihin dei le ngai tamtah um zong leh ni le thum lhenthei ahilou zeh in khat bouseh ina lhengdoh jiuvin ahi. Hiche lhendoh’a um guollhang khat bousehpa chung’a chu i-changeiyin i-lungthim’u akingam tadem? Ama toh kilungsietna hinkhuo ihin man tahzeh chun guollhang dang eidei le eingai hozong akinung khin gam tauve. Kum ana chal chal jieng in, hed manlou kah in khosung le houbung sung’a nungah lengkul lah’a ding in i-min mipi lungthim sung’ah ana kisunlud jita’n, iki nungah sah lheh’a, church choir jieng’a zong hatah’a iki pieh vang in i-dinkhompi, eisang’a hatah’a chapangho ahung jinei masakit jiuvin, ohe... eini guollhangpa’n itih tah leh kichen ding ati talom lom ahi tabepseu dem?
Masang’a eina dei le ngaiho’n la.... cha le nao mui-eh kho in ana kholha gam tauvin, ikineppi pa’n la kichen ding mong mong phapuoh talou.... i-cha ban masang’a jinei ding la kinuom tinten, ahivang’a ama’n la alunggel diehlou. Hoilam i-zot’a hoilamba i-suh ding hitantem? Kinungheiya, i-sang lina pa lawi le guolho vet maiding tilou alampi dang umlou tobang in akilangta’n, ipi iti mong mong di’u hitam? Pasal hohin one night stand dan’a eihin gel’u ahi ta ngapsah dem?
Tulai khang hin mihiemho akimoh chen chen jieng tauve. Ahinla pasal konkhat hohin dongma anei ngal uvin, ahijieng vang in a dongmate’u chu kichenpi ding aguoji pouvin, ipi’u Eve suhkhiel zeh’a gentheina thuoh ding mong kihi zong leh aha thuoh diehset lah’a pankhah vang koiya ding in zong nuom dieh puonte. Phad le nikhuo akilet nung’a na dongmapa’n kichenpi ding’a nahin kilungsietpi ahilou dan nahin heddoh nikhuo tieng leh hung kinunghei le chun, tui buohsa akiluoh kit theipoi ti geldoh jieng in nate. Hiche dinmun’a ding ding in Love Guru in a laijon nungahho aphalpoi. Hiche zeh chun tu le tu’a naki lungsietpi na guollhangpa chun jiding’a nahin lungsiet mong mong ahi le hilou anuoiya thuguol kipehohi phatah in sim le chun hedoh thei jieng in nate. Ikichenpi lou ding toh kilungsiet’a, hinkhuo saotah ana muolliem masang’a thuoh hahsa zep zong leh kikhindoh jieng ding chu thilpha pen hung hitei tei ding in akilangta’n ahi.


1. Na innsung mite:
Na guollhangpa chun kichenpi ding’a nahin kilungsietpi lou ahileh, na innsung mite toh kihedtuo’a, kipawlkhom ding nuom hihbeh inte. Azehchu ama’n short-term goal bouseh avetzeh ahiye. Nahin kichenpi lou ding, ahivang’a nahin kilungsietpi zeh’a ama na innsung mite’n khonung leh ama lhangaiya nakaa nikhu leh oima’a aumlouna ding’a na innsung mite toh kihedtuo ding agelkhoh lou ahiye.
Kichenpi tei tei ding’a nahin kilungsietpi guollhangpa chun na uicha jieng’u zong ngailu lheh vehta. Nanu le napa titahlou, na u-le-nao te zong phatbawl intin, nanu mitmu diehset’a deisahna achan theina ding nanu lunghol lheh inte.

2.  Booty call:
Jaan sodnung’a phone nahin bawl’a, thu manlou gamtin asei leh alunggel hedoh jieng in. Kipahtah in houpipi hih in. Nang’a kuon’a angaichad imacha dang aumpuon, one night stand ding bouseh’a nahin ngaichad ahidan geldoh pai jieng in. Phad dang’a nahin donse behsehlou, Chavang Kut, Kuki Idol, Miuzeeko....night programme aum phad bouseh leh nalung ahol’a a bike nung’a touding’a nahin kou leh ana kithalob pai jieng hih in.
Pasalho’n ajiding’u chu midang mitvet’a zong kilawm zep ahiding adeisuoh kei uve. Pasal chavai pen in zong numei phapen ji’a neiding alunggel teiye. Guollhangho’n nungah khalah, judawn theiho akivoppi nuom uvin, hinla kichenpi ding ahitieng leh church choir ho avekit jiuve.


3. Sum:
Guollhang khat in nungah khat adei mong mong ahileh anu le pa kom’a kitom’a, hahsatah’a ahin bodoh sum zouse chu nungahnu restaurant a nehthei nehpina in amangchai ngam piel jieng’e. Vetang, na guollhangpa toh ipiham khat naneh lhon cheng’a nang sum peding’a nahinno zing le... akichai kahitai ti jieng in. Chingthei tah in dalha’n. Nahin lungsiet ahipuon, nahin duchad ahijoi.

4.  Guollhang hinkhuo:
Guollhang hinkhuo lhalel zing guollhang hochun alhahlel mama’u guollhang hinkhuo toh nang nahin tekah thei pouvinte. Guollhang hinkhuo nuom asahna chu nang zeh zong hikhat nante. Asei sei nanop pieh zeh’a guollhang hinkhuo alhahlel lheh hitei inte. Hiti chu ahikhah leh mundang’a zong nang tobang’a ama seisei nuom jieng nungah dang anei nalaiye ti geldoh zing in. Chule nangkom’a ahinkhuo thusim selguh aneizing tobang’a nahed’a ahileh back-off.


5. Lawi le guol:
Lawi le guol itobang’a apawlji’em? Guollhang khat chun nungah khat alungsiet mong mong’a ahileh ama lawi le guol hotoh kivop zing sang’a nungahnu kom’a umding adeilhen zoh ding ahiye. Nang’a pa’n nangkom’a umsang’a a lawi le guolho toh kivop ding akhohsah zoh’a ahileh oh... secondary kahidan ahiye ti jieng in. Dihtei tei ding ahiye.


6. Kum som kilungsiet:
A film i-vet leh i-mitlhi pod jieng, eichung’a ahung lhun leh thi diehchetna thei. Na guollhangpa’n nahin kilungsietpina kum ijad phatam? Kum som valjen nahin kilungsietpi ahitah leh kiha neplou angaitai. Midang nahin dei le nahin aum’a a thangsiet manchun ana moh tahsan jieng tahih in. Thaang nakam phat tenlou leh ohkhel talou maithei ahitai. Kavaigeitai nati masang in vaimat ding ana ngaituo jota’n, achuti lou leh guollhang dangho’n navaigeitai nahinti tahbeh ged uvinte.


7. Phatchuompi guolnu:
He he... asei ding dan adang zong aumthei dieh hih’e. Na guolpa chun nang chu nahin phatchuompi nuom zeh’a a guolnu nahinti ding ahiye. Midang mitvet’a lawi le guol tobang’a nahin kivoppi ding, a dongma la hisam lou, aumchan chula dongmalou zong hikitlou. Pasal doha thuh tahtah tam ahiye, nungahho chingthei mai uvin. Ama phatchuomna ding bouseh’a nahin kivoppi ahi’n, hope nahin pieh ana kihisah hih’o. Phad chomcha’a ding bouseh’a nahin kivoppi ahijoi.


8. Kituh gahna umlou:
Guollhang khat chu ajiding mong mong’a nahin huol ahileh pasal dang toh kituhgahna umlou hiel’a nakivop ding phamo asah lheh ding ahi. Jiding’a nahin geltheilou, nahin kilungsietpi pa chun pasal dang toh jaansieh in party chie zing zong le chun khohsah in neidieh puonte. Midang masang’a zong nangni thu chu kilungsietna lampang’a hed ahilouna ding in dongma bang in milah’a nahin kivoppi hihbeh inte.


9. Kichen thupi gellou:
Akom’ah kichen ding thusei le chun thulahlou sei tobang bepseu in nahin dawnbut inte. Jinei ding nuomlou hidieh puontin, nang chu ajiding’a nahin deilou zeh ahijoi. Jineilou’a changkhatpu bang’a hinkhuo manding koi nuom inte nati’a hichepi chu kineppitah’a ngah zing ding’a kiguo nahim? Kichenpi ding’a nahin geltheilou chu zangkeiyin nahin seipieh leh ngai hahsa ding ahizeh’a naheddoh thei khah leh ati’a lampi chuom chuom’a ahin seidohji ahiye. Hiche chu nang in nahedthiemlou leh amapa pichu nalungse cheh cheh kit nalai vehta’o na?


10. Free gift:
Na guollhangpa’n ajiding’a nahin geltheilou leh nang side apat’a free gift ana tamzep hikha maithei ahiye. Bongnawi athon’a nezing theipa chun bawng choh ding angaituo louhiel ding ahiye. Bongpi khat chun kumlhung lhalhung’a nawi aneidieh louzeh in bawngpi dang holna ding kingaituo loichel kit inte. Chingthei in ka laijonnu, guollhang kitublouho doha’n lhalud pou hite.